3.6 million years in the future, the sun will have brightened and enlarged to become a red giant and become dangerously close to the sun. All life on Earth will have been burnt to a crisp... that is, except the one family that got ahold of SPF Gold and passed it down as a cherished heriloom all those millenia. They have resisted the anger of the growing star and spat in it's face, all thanks to this one bottle of SPF Gold. Incredible.
This figured has been opened, but unused and is mint but not sealed.